19 Sep “Professional Mourner” Posts His Rates On Facebook And The Internet Is Screaming

Death is something that none of us like to think about. But when a friend or a loved one dies, especially if it’s unexpectedly, it’s not uncommon to begin to wonder the final step of our ascent to the Pearly Gates will be like. Personally, I’d like to inject some humor into my funeral.

I think funerals should be a celebration of a person’s life, although it’s admittedly difficult not to get upset. That’s why I’d want to do something funny like have butlers in the buff as pallbearers. I’d want my friends and family to be laughing through their tears.

But some people want to really be missed when it comes to their funerals – they demand tears! So that’s when professional mourner Sylvester Ricardo Moss could potentially step in. In a now viral Facebook post, the Nassu native revealed his prices, and the internet is screaming. 

Whilst crying on demand isn’t something that everyone can do, it’s hard to imagine why anyone would be willing to pay someone to do it at their funeral. I think most of us – even if you’re hoping for an Addams Family funeral – would think that our loved ones will be crying anyway.

However, if you’ve recently offended everyone you know and are planning to pop your mortal coil in the near future, worry not, as Moss is having a “summer special”, and his prices aren’t anywhere near as expensive as you might expect from a “professional”.

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