09 Jan Nine Jokes People Who Hate Christmas Will Absolutely Love

Christmas is a time to spend with family, sharing love and gifts and warm wishes for the new year. But sometimes the holidays can be absolutely overwhelming, and more often than not involve drunk uncles, crying babies, empty bank accounts, and miserable weather.

Yes, many of us out there actually hate Christmas and do what we can to just get through the holidays. So, in an effort to lighten the holiday load, we’ve put together nine jokes that anyone who hates the holidays will absolutely love.

After all, there’s only so long you can put up with the same jokes Uncle Ed tells at every family gathering, and you’ll need something to distract the kids with when they ask for the one-hundredth time when Santa will be arriving.

Go ahead, try a few out this year. At least if no one laughs, they’ll be sure to make you just a little bit cheerier.

1. Even the most miserly among your family will find this one funny!

What’s Ebeneezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

2. Here’s a good reason to stay in school.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He told his soul to Santa.

3. I wonder if Jesus finds this one funny. I do!

Christmas is so stupid.

Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Do you still need more jokes for your holiday festivities? Check out this next one. It’ll be sure to keep your kids believing in Santa as long as possible!

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