20 Sep 16 Of The Most Outrageous And Offensive Names That Ruined Peoples Live Forever

Deciding what to name your kids is by no means the easiest of decisions. When you’re a new parent you’re very aware that whatever you decide to put on their birth certificate is going to follow them around for the rest of their lives. You would presumably come up with a name that both you and your partner love in the hope that your little boy or girl will at the very least not hate you for it years down the line.

However, some parents have no mercy on their little bundles of joy and will gladly give them an outrageous name seemingly for a laugh, in spite of how socially unacceptable it is. Here are 16 of the most bizarre, offensive and just plain embarrassing names to have ever been printed on a birth certificate.

1. There’s no way she just sold kittens to the plaintiff

Seriously, how does anybody reach adulthood with a name like that.

2. His parents were hitting the whiskey when they named him

That signature looks like he’s been hitting a bottle of Jack Daniels…

3. They thought he’d be a talent like Shakespeare and Mozart. Boy, did he disappoint them…

These parents definitely wanted their son to grow up to be a genius.

4. Let’s hope he doesn’t “McBurney” during any of his shifts

The irony is strong with this one.

5. His father had it so much worse – who do you think had the “C” taken off?

I bet the father names this kid.

Sometimes nonconformist parents give their children bizarre names in the hope that they’re being totally original. However, sometimes these names become actual words and phrases years down the line, just like this next unusual name…

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