10 Sep 16 Deliciously Sordid Stories Of Ordinary People Who Slept With Celebrities

Every single one of us has a celebrity crush, and those of us who claim they don’t are most likely too ashamed of their “bizzare” taste. In fact, we probably have a whole list of famous people we find charming, captivating and sexually attractive. Maybe some of us even fantasize about our celebrity crushes, and wonder what they look like underneath their expensive designer clothes.

Well, luckily for all of you gossip hounds out there, there are a number of Reddit users who are very willing to share stories about a rather heated rendezvous they or someone they know once had with a celebrity! Bearing in mind, the men and women these celebrities hooked up with are very ordinary people, making their tales all the more sordid…

1. Reddit user TheIcehouse knows someone who dated Jackie Chan, and he has proof!

“My friend’s mom was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines back when this was an awesome thing to be.

She has several stories of famous people hitting on her, and actually dated Jackie Chan for a bit. Here is a picture of them together. She said he was very sweet.”

2. According to Maxpower1234, Musician Darius Rucker manages to be good in bed and a gentleman at the same time. Allegedly of course…

“A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from hootie and the blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house.”

3. I mean this is insane: Smark_Henry knows a guy who slept with – wait for it – STIFLER’S MOM

“Not me, I’m lucky to ever even get with non-celebrities, but a pretty good friend of mine had sex with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) this year. He’s only 27 and she’s 52 so the ‘prowling cougar’ character she’s famous for may be kinda accurate. He gets embarrassed if you bring it up, but I’m like, dude, you banged the quintessential MILF, there’s an entire genre of porn named after the term that person popularized, own up to it with pride!”

4. BobDolesPotato knows a mom who was a little too keen to be down with kids when she slept with rapper DMX

“Friend of a roommate’s mother fucked DMX. we got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds.”

5. A girl at DudeManBroSloth’s school hooked up with Based God… I’m sure he was a catch…

“This chick at my school hooked up with based god when he preformed at our 4/20 spring jam festival thing and when she woke up in his hotel room he was gone, there was like 23 dollars and a little bag of really shitty weed by the bed. hilarious.”

6. tdub1111’s own mom couldn’t help but blurting this out to him when he was 10 

“My mom’s coworker banged Bon Jovi. She told everyone about it including me when I was 10.”

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