29 Jul The Emoji Movie Has Scored 0% On Rotten Tomatoes, And The Reviews Are Incredible

Over the years, numerous cinematic endeavours have been called “the worst movie ever made.” We’d like to believe that our artistic endeavours are only getting more sophisticated, and yet god knows that isn’t true. Ever since Tinsel Town’s inception, Hollywood has been churning out stinker after stinker in its desperate, money-grubbing attempts to make a quick buck.

Over the decades, there have been some right turkeys. From the B-movie disaster “Plan 9 From Outer Space” by Ed Wood (I always wonder what happened to the other eight) to Tommy Wiseau’s bizarre romantic-tragedy trainwreck The Room (which is about to get something of a remake starring James Franco as Wiseau himself). Or think about some of the awful sequels we’ve seen hit the big screen: Troll 2, or Son of the Mask.

Some of these movies are so bad they’re good, like the above Howard the Duck, a Marvel movie about an anthropomorphic duck from another dimension that somehow manages to be even worse in practice than it sounds in theory. Then there are some movies which are just so bad their horrible, where they can’t even be mocked or enjoyed ironically, and all the fun of watching something stupid and ill-conceived is replaced with tedium and joylessness. Still, I’ve never, in all my years, actually heard a film reviewer outside of certain fundamentalist religious sects actually call a movie “evil” before.

Yet that’s exactly what some movie reviews are calling The Emoji movie – an animated feature starring anthropomorphic text characters that nobody asked for an nobody wanted. The film currently has an astonishing rating of exactly zero percent on movie rating site Rotten Tomatoes, which makes the whole production so toxic that even the vultures wont touch it.

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