11 Apr Guy Notices There’s Something Very Wrong About A House Moments Before His Wife Rents It

We are all familiar with how horror movies work. In a world which values equality and discredits stereotyping, it’s amazing that the horror movie industry is still booming. Here’s why: there is always a woman, usually white, who leads the group into trouble by turning all ‘basic bitch’ and refusing to see the reality of the situation. And she is usually always the first to die.

The rest of the group them solve some sort of mystery, having been slowly picked off one by one until the strong muscular man is the only one left. He then escapes and lives to tell the tale, whilst we all sit at home and mock the stupidity of the others. Because who goes running into the forest at night after hearing weird noises? Who sleeps alone in a house they know is haunted? Who invites a stranger into their home? Oh yeah, that white woman.

Well, it may seem unfair that it is this way. But as one Twitter user proved, it’s a formula that works in real life too…

Buckle in and get yourself ready for this wild ride…

By this point, you already know where this story is going…

She said everything she needed to by simply using the word “cute” to describe a bungalow. But it gets worse…

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