10 Dec 20 Quotes About Sex That Everybody Should Live By

Everyone enjoys a little action between the sheets, and of course we’d all love a bit of sexy advice to make those action scenes even hotter. Here we’ve compiled a list of 20 of the best celebrity quotes about gettin’ it on that everybody should live by.

From Geroge R.R. Martin to Pamela Anderson to Hugh Hefner, check out what these well-known actors, authors, comedians, and personalities had to say about sex:

1. Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

“He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination – but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”

2. Samantha, Sex and the City

“Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.”

3. Hannah Horvath, Girls

“I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”

4. Ellen DeGeneres

“I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.”

5. Mindy Kaling

“A honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you’re giving yourself after a massive party in your honor.”

Enjoying the celebrity sex advice so far? What until you see what Caitlin Moran had to say!

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