15 Dec 16 Designers Who Are Definitely On Santa’s Naughty List This Year

For many people, Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. It’s a chance to indulge in festive food and drink, and, most importantly, spend time with your family and friends. The festive period is also expensive, with retailers vying for our hard-earned cash.

But not all Christmas decorations and novelty items are made equally. The holidays might be primarily targetted towards children (after all, they’re the ones with the biggest expectations), but some Christmas designers have decided to make some very NSFW items.

Here are 16 designers who’re definitely on Santa’s naughty list this year…

1. It’s beginning to look a lot like sh*tmas

People love icing sugar and icicles around the festive season. It’s not known exactly what this giant turd was supposed to be, but it’s hard to believe that any mall would legitimately think that a human waste-shaped decoration would be a good idea.

2. Can you hear the angels’ voices?

Well, it turns out that the angels who’re singing at Christmas aren’t celebrating the birth of Jesus, they’re celebrating something else entirely.

3. Is that a giant toe?

Oh, wait a minute, it’s actually the baby Jesus!

4. So that’s why Santa’s smiling all of the time…

When I was a kid, I always thought that being one of Santa’s elves would be a fun job, but it turns out that it’s actually a pretty taxing role.

Christmas might be a time for spending with the family we already have, but few people know that most babies are conceived over the holidays. Apparently, the drop in temperature inspires a lot of couples to come up with a different way of keeping warm!

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