28 Jun 15 People Reveal the Worst Thing an Ex Has Actually Said to Them

In my opinion, there should be five horsemen of the apocalypse: famine, war, death, pestilence, and my ex.

Our exes are normally a plague on humanity, a wasting force of sheer malice and bad will that drains the happiness and joy from our lives every time they attempt to establish contact. I’ve lost track of the amount of times my ex has said something mean, and left me feeling bitter, confused, angry and upset… like the time she asked if I could give back those Mad Men DVDs I borrowed from her. Some people have no sense of compassion huh?

But there are plenty of evil exes out there who have all the emotional maturity of a poo on a plate, the sensitivity of a pocket calculator, and the same morality as a serial poisoner. On the internet, people are all too happy to recount some of the worst experiences they’ve ever had with former partners, and we’ve collated some of the more cringe-worthy examples we could find online for your enjoyment.

1. Sylvia ended up hitched to a bargain-hunter 

“I was married to (and financially supported) my husband for nine years so he could follow his dream of becoming a professional musician. We needed our deck stained and he told me he would do it for $700, which he saw as a bargain! Really? Really. We’re both single now.”

2. Caller ID

“My now ex-husband and I were on the same cell phone plan. After we separated he went online and unknowingly, to me, changed my caller ID to “d*ckhead.” I don’t know how long this was for, and I only found out after my boss at the time confronted me about changing it to be more professional!”

3. Somebody’s desperate for a free haircut 

“I met my ex at the barber shop I worked at. He became my client and we eventually started dating. Fast forward eight months and he breaks up with me out of the blue through a text. Three days later he walks into the shop and requests that I cut his hair. After an awkward haircut including shampoo and massage, I walk him to the counter to check out he still expected a free hair cut as if we were dating. Three years later he still calls me crying or sends me d*ck pics bragging about how he was the best d*ck I ever had. He was not in fact he never got me off once something I never told a soul even after the messy break up. Because I’m not a douche bag.”

4. Tinder troubles

“My ex and I did the deed and I had rolled over to go to the bathroom and saw that he was on tinder… immediately after having sex with me and three months into dating. He wasn’t hiding it either, he had his phone out and I could clearly see the app being used. He didn’t understand why I was mad because he said and I quote ‘it wasn’t a big deal.’”

5. The world’s worst license plate 

“He drove a car with the license plate “DRMBOAT”. He drove a Subaru.”

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