26 Jul 10 Hilarious Tweets That Give The Best Excuses To Use To Bail Out On A Bad Date

I’ve had my fair share of awful dates. There was the time we ran into my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend, the one where my date sneezed in my mouth during the goodnight kiss, and the time I ordered a salad while my dinner date ordered a £35 steak and multiple cocktails and then asked me to split the bill.

Why didn’t I make up an excuse to get out of them, you ask? I honestly couldn’t tell you. I was young and foolish. But as much as I hope and pray that the next date I go on will be with my happily-ever-after dreamboat man, Twitter has got my back if this is not the case. Using the hashtag #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate, social media users came up with the best excuses to use to bail out on a bad date. And I can say without an inch of doubt that I will be using every single one of them on my next inevitable horrendous evening out.

1. You wanna be my baby daddy?

You really have to get started on those home pregnancy kits that you bought

#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate pic.twitter.com/jiNJvtrmoG

— HelenMaryMeToo (@helenmarymetoo) July 21, 2017

2. I have impeccable hearing

I think my phone is ringing.

Date: No it isn't

My other phone. The one I left at home.

*leaves*

#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) July 21, 2017

3. I’ll just fly away now…

#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate My city needs me. pic.twitter.com/7LsuZVCkE4

— Zach Of All Trades (@SavageKingRob) July 21, 2017

4. That’s a surefire way to do it

#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate I have to go feed my prisoners.

— Luke, Cool ✋ (@LukeWheeler01) July 21, 2017

5. Is honesty the best policy?

I have to umm…yeah I got nothing…I just don't like you #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate

— AlohaTags (@AlohaTags) July 21, 2017

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